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Gingerbread Fred's Jokes Page

Q. What do swamp monsters like for tea?
A. Beings on toast!
Q. What do policeman have in their sandwiches?
A. Truncheon Meat!
Q. What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?
A. If I had that much dough, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole.
Q. What's the fastest cake in the world?
A. Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.
Q. What cake wanted to rule the world?
A. Attila the Bun.
Q. Why'd the boy eat his homework?
A. His teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
Q. What do you call a witches broomstick when you are very young?
A. A broom broom!
Q. What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie?
A. Puff pastry
Q. What do you get if you cross a biscuit with a car tyre?
A. Crumbs
Q. What do you get if you cross a madman and a bakery?
A. Doughnuts
Q. What do you get if you cross a cake and a disco?
A. Abundance!
Q. What do you call the flour that fairies make bread with?
A. Elf raising flour!
Q. Why do idiots eat biscuits?
A. Because they're crackers!
Q. Why did the lazy man want a job in a bakery?
A. So he could loaf around!
Q. What do elves eat at parties?
A. Fairy cakes!
Q. Why does the school cook dip the sponge fingers in paraffin?
A. In an attempt to make them light!
Q. Have you been eating cake lately?
A. Because you look a little crumby.
Gingerbread Fred at work at the Bread Broadcasting Corporation
Make Gingerbread Fred Laugh!!
If you've got a joke that you'd like to share then send it in to Gingerbread Fred. Just email the joke to jokes@sand-witch.com
If he thinks it's funny he'll put it on his jokes page. He'll even tell everybody who sent it in!